Bitches Get Glitches

We really don't like elves.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:26:47 GMT

Brokecore John (1:16:01 AM): did you see that live action aqua teen
KickSomeSoul (1:16:44 AM): yeah... WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE JOKES?!
Brokecore John (1:16:52 AM): right!?
Brokecore John (1:16:59 AM): it was fucking weirder than the show
KickSomeSoul (1:17:11 AM): Jon Benjamin... I love him to death.. but he's NOT shake. that was bullshit.
Brokecore John (1:17:18 AM): yeah
KickSomeSoul (1:17:42 AM): that was a complete waste of a real Aqua Teen set.
Brokecore John (1:18:00 AM): it was
KickSomeSoul (1:18:26 AM): i mean, that shit could've been AMAZING!!!!!
KickSomeSoul (1:18:47 AM): but the whole time I was like ".........i hope the funny is coming soon"
Brokecore John (1:19:26 AM): annnnnnnnd
Brokecore John (1:19:27 AM): it didnt
KickSomeSoul (1:19:50 AM): hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brokecore John (1:20:00 AM): LOL
Brokecore John (1:23:17 AM): all that hype and it fucking blew
Brokecore John (1:23:29 AM): it was like elves wrote it or some shit
KickSomeSoul (1:23:47 AM): high on beets
Brokecore John (1:23:54 AM): "oh people like this? well lets be elf dicks and just fucking ruin it"
Brokecore John (1:24:02 AM): "and btw these beets are delicious"
KickSomeSoul (1:24:09 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brokecore John (1:24:15 AM): "i love beets cuz im a shithead elf"
KickSomeSoul (1:25:39 AM): HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I dont like beets or elves

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:58:35 GMT

Brokecore John (9:50:19 PM): dude what the fuck
Brokecore John (9:50:24 PM): my mom is eating beets
Brokecore John (9:50:34 PM): i wanna throw up on them
KickSomeSoul (9:51:02 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brokecore John (9:51:07 PM): LOL
Brokecore John (9:54:35 PM): i fucking hate beets
Brokecore John (9:54:46 PM): i bet dickhead elves love beets
KickSomeSoul (9:55:21 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best movie ever.

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:33:22 GMT

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:17:45 GMT

KickSomeSoul (1:10:22 AM): YO
Brokecore John (1:10:27 AM): dude
Brokecore John (1:10:28 AM): IMB
rokecore John (1:10:29 AM): SO
Brokecore John (1:10:31 AM): DRUNK
KickSomeSoul (1:10:38 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brokecore John (1:10:53 AM): SHUT UP
KickSomeSoul (1:11:08 AM): is that a time rift?
Brokecore John (1:14:54 AM): HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Brokecore John (1:15:02 AM): I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
KickSomeSoul (1:15:49 AM): LOL DITTO MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome christmas music part 1 - King Diamond

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:51:52 GMT

As to not seem like a complete miserable scrooge, im gonna start posting awesome christmas songs, because i actually hate most holiday music.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:18:47 GMT

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:34:33 GMT

http://www.colorquiz.com/

Pick 8 colors, wait a few, pick 8 colors again, then it tells you how crazy you are. Here are my results.

Your Existing Situation
Dissatisfied. The need to escape continued involvement with his present circumstances makes it imperative for him to find some solution.

Your Stress Sources
The existing situation is disagreeable. Feels lonely and uncertain as he has an unsatisfied need to ally himself with others whose standards are as high as his own, and wants to stand out from the rank and file. This sense of isolation magnifies the need into a compelling urge, all the more upsetting to his self-sufficiency because of the restraint he normally imposes on himself. Since he wants to demonstrate the unique quality of his own character, he tries to suppress this need for others and affects an attitude of unconcerned self-reliance to conceal his fear of inadequacy, treating those who criticize his behavior with contempt. However, beneath this assumption of indifference he really longs for the approval and esteem of others.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense.

Unhappy at the resistance he feels whenever he tries to assert himself. Indignant and resentful because of these setbacks, but gives way apathetically and makes whatever adjustments are necessary so that he can have peace and quiet.

Feels trapped in a distressing or uncomfortable situation and seeking some way of gaining relief. Able to achieve satisfaction from sexual activity.

Feels that he is receiving less than his share and that there is no one on whom he can rely for sympathy and understanding. Pent-up emotions and a certain egocentricity make him quick to take offense, but he realizes that he has to make the best of things as they are.

Your Desired Objective
Urgently in need of rest, relaxation, peace, and affectionate understanding. Feels he has been treated with a lack of consideration and is upset and agitated as a result. Regards his situation as intolerable as long as his requirements are not complied with.

Your Actual Problem
Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of his hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety. He is trying to escape from this into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, protecting him from dissatisfaction and lack of appreciation.

Your Actual Problem #2
Wants to be valued and respected, and seeks this from a close and peaceful association of mutual esteem.

holy shit

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:46:54 GMT

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:10:07 GMT

I wanna beat the shit out of someone/something.

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:46:31 GMT

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Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:28:26 GMT

KickSomeSoul: so if you watch Slap Shot you get to see Ralphie's (from A Christmas Story) mom's tits for like 5 minutes.

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:48:25 GMT

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:36:23 GMT

C23_059: EVIL ROBOT TED ’Lucifer (Hell II: Music For Savages)’

Brokecore John comes storming back with this new full-length release. Some great variety here, something for everyone: harsh noise, downtempo, dark ambience. A great sequel to last year's well-received 'Hell'. Check it out!

Waste Lands
Malacoda
Devil (Part One)
Failed Suicide Attempts
Hide The Skull (Part Two)
I Will Distort The Sun
Statue Destruction
Devil (Part Two)
Nero

DOWNLOAD HERE!

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:48:03 GMT

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:32:44 GMT

The song from the Mac Airbook commercial is possibly the most godfuckingawful thing I've heard in awhile.

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:57:02 GMT

Brokecore John: we're artfags
KickSomeSoul: hahahah yeah
KickSomeSoul: blah blah blah gameboy music blah blah blah phone photography.
KickSomeSoul: hahah
KickSomeSoul: we're so gay.
Brokecore John: LMAO

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:30:15 GMT

updated flyer

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:41:38 GMT

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:28:57 GMT

GIRL YOU SO FIERCE

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:27:53 GMT

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:33:40 GMT

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:58:21 GMT

On my usual Brooklyn getaway until Sunday. These are always fun, always good to clear my head.

I don't know whats going on anymore and I don't like it.

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 20:45:06 GMT

We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopies from your weiners and trust us we see you take your weeners for long walks without picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us daily so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you wanna see Jesus unharmed.

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:05:02 GMT

KickSomeSoul: I'm so pissed at Gerard Butler right now. how could he do this to us? a fucking romantic comedy?! honestly?!
Brokecore John: what the fuck?!
KickSomeSoul: yea dude
Brokecore John: ewwwwwwwwww
KickSomeSoul: i think it's called P.S. I Love You or some shit
Brokecore John: OH FUCK THAT
KickSomeSoul: rather than starring in my movie I'm writing for him, Dragonforce And Leonidas Fuck Everyone Up The Ass
Brokecore John: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

FUCK YES!!!!

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:50:57 GMT

Those top 4 are fucking awesome!!

Your results:
You are Venom

Venom		57%
Juggernaut		55%
The Joker		53%
Apocalypse		52%
Dark Phoenix		52%
Magneto		51%
Dr. Doom		46%
Mr. Freeze		42%
Lex Luthor		41%
Two-Face		35%
Mystique		31%
Riddler		25%
Kingpin		24%
Catwoman		22%
Green Goblin		19%
Poison Ivy		8%

Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.

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